
1,738 notes“why am i single” i wonder as i refresh tumblr and eat yet another barbecue chip in bed while i ignore everyone who texts me
- Mom: Do you think you could take the garbage out for me please?
- Kid: Ugh fine.
- Kid posts on Tumblr: Can't stand my fucking mom anymore. All she does is boss me the fuck around. As soon as I turn 18, I'm fucking moving out. Fuck this place.
